Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English?
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…
October 1996,
To Marije,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "BeautifulGirl" of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the fronts of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a, PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.
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Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag English
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings...
October 1996,
To Marije,
I am not surprised or wonder why Dennis leave you. The reason was you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis use me but I realized that he really can't be with you anymore because Dennis said that he don't want your habit of being intrusive to all of his outgoing (lakad) and always calling to their house if he is already at home.
And then he said he get ashamed to you in school or in his family and he's saying to you to exercise for your very fat body, but you hate it. Even though you're one of the pretties girls he know. Do you think you are a "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?
Even though you have a beautiful face (In your mind), you don't have the right to call me "what so ever" or in different name to insult my personality because I never call you in other name in front of Dennis or even in his back. If you call me in different name, I don't have choice but to call you in different name also, like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWEIGHT, and UGLY SHAPED girl. Ashamed to you're body that is to BIG.
You can't blame Dennis for switching over me because I am more sexy than you when we look in the mirror. I will repeat that you look like Ike Lozada if she's a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest girl of D.M.
P.S.
You said that I have bad breathe but who's Dennis wants to kiss, Me or you?. And the final is me. There you go.
When I first read it, I can't understand it and I don't know what is the point because of the wrong grammars. It is also funny and I am laughing when reading that kind of letter. My favorite in the content of the letter are the "can't not", "OVERWIGHT" and "BUDING" that I didn't understand. I can recommend to others to translate it first to understand it well.
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